Rivalries run deep on the East Coast, and one rift that’s less visible—but every bit as heated—is the bagel feud…
Food is delicious.
Ilana Gordon
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Ilana Gordon is a Chicago-based writer and comic. She currently writes for Dose.com and her work can be seen on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Reductress, The Huffington Post, RedEye Chicago, The Second City Network, Mashable and toilet stall doors across America.
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